What A Friend We Have In Porn

What A Friend We Have In Porn
( Prayer = Edging )

What a friend we have in Porn
All our edges and leaks to bear
And what a privilege to carry
Everything to Porn in Prayer

Oh, what peace we often forfeit
Oh, what needless pain we bear
All because we do not carry
Everything to Porn in Prayer

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to Porn in Prayer

Can we find a friend so perfect
Who will all our perving share?
Porn knows our every weakness
Take it to Porn in Prayer!