Ad for my Mother-in-Law

This is an Ad sent to my mother-in-law. She got into swinging later in life and greatly depended on my wife and I for guidance and advice. She asked me if this ad was for real and worth responding to:

40 something male was recently seduced and ravaged by a sexy senior citizen in her home while her husband was at work. She was doing this with her hubbŷ's knowledge and consent. I am seeking a similar mature woman between the age of 60-90 for regular (weekly?) meeting of no holds barred sexy encounters. Prefer married women who have their husbands blessing. You decide if hubbŷ stays, participates, watches, listens by phone, cleans afterwards or gets lost. But once I'm there, your body and sexual soul belongs to me...I am your sexual Lord and master and you will serve and obey me accordingly. I am very sexually generous and skilled, especially orally. I greatly enjoy giving oral before, during and after intercourse. Your orgasm is far more important than mine. Hubbies who clean and fluff are more than welcome. I also enjoy threesomes and am delightfully dominant therein for wives who prefer more than one. I enjoy providing high quality analingus and combing snarling us with cunnilingud . I love long slow makeout sessions with deep, soulful French kissing....slow, easy, roaming hands...slowly underesssing each other., extended foreplay especially erotic massage (I am a licensed masseuse), breast worship, including extended,fondling and kissing...deep,soulful kissing during intercourse..aggressive facesitting and extended face riding. I always clean up after myself and others...foot worship before during and after intercourse. I enjoy providing wife sitting services for travelling husbands, keeping you wife warm, safe and comfortable. Looks, weight and race are irrelevant as long as you enjoy being pampered, relish extended love making...and marathon sex sessions. Other turn-ins are sex in open areas like cars, bars, and movie theatres. Enjoy fun in and out of bed. A typical date would include lunch at the restaurant of your choice, a movie, theatre, opera, etc., then home for a sexy massage and a long sexy playful evening. Also, enjoy post coital massage, cleaning, ass worship, sexy chatting, anything enjoyable. Non-Caucasian is a turn-on (black wives matter, Asian is awesome, Mexicans are marvellous). Please, mature (over 60) only. If you have forgotten how sexy you really are, then let me remind you!!. Cancer survivors and wounded veterans get special pampering.