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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    No matter how many lighters i buy, or secrete about my person.I can never find one
    Pretty sure i lost two yesterday
    No idea when or where
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      :
       
      dirtyjedi, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    2. deleted user 555 768
      Leave one everywhere, never out of reach
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
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    3. dirtyjedi
      I buy packs of twenty every week, still lose the fuckers every day
      Either im plagued by light fingered friends or im blind
       
      dirtyjedi, Nov 18, 2019
      #link
    #26341
  2. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    Long live anime!

    Monster girls can be either hot or creepy, depending on the artist.

    I sooo need a Guinness right now...

    COFFEE!!!!

    I ate, so I am full. :)

    Is it bad when you don't remember the last time you fondled someone?

    Divide by cucumber. Out of cheese error!
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. Anniemated
      Conquer by carrot!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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      deegenerate likes this.
    2. fantasyAddict669
      This is gonna be a veggie war! Wait, carrot...? *eyes widens and covers ass*
       
      fantasyAddict669, Nov 17, 2019
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      Anniemated and deegenerate like this.
    3. Anniemated
      Oh I never thought of that but now you mention it ..........
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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    4. fantasyAddict669
      No! Put it down. Don't make me get the tentacles!
       
      fantasyAddict669, Nov 17, 2019
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    5. Anniemated
      Too soon! It was the tentacles last night!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    #26342
  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    My eye hurts
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
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    2. Anniemated
      Huggles are a cross between a hug and a cuddle.
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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      deleted user 555 768 likes this.
    3. deleted user 555 768
      Open your arms, I'm climbin in,
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
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      Anniemated likes this.
    4. Anniemated
      Do you prefer a bear huggle or a head on the bosom huggle?
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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      deleted user 555 768 likes this.
    5. deleted user 555 768
      You know, a head on the boobies huggle, left arm over my shoulder, holding me close kinda snuggle, the kind that....oh we're not in sexuality...
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
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    6. Anniemated
      Closes blinds
       

      Attached Files:

      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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  4. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Who would win in a fight... Frank Costanza or Arthur Spooner?
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      [​IMG]​
       
      dirtyjedi, Nov 17, 2019
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    #26344
  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    [​IMG]

    I just learned that pickle pops exit. I am on a mission to try some now.
     
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    2. Anniemated
      Pass!
       
      Anniemated, Nov 17, 2019
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    3. deegenerate
      I'm thinking I would like to try a sweet pickle one!
       
      deegenerate, Nov 17, 2019
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I don’t like sweet pickles. The dill one wasn’t good either lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    5. NiteWalker
      I make some with red pepper in them that have a kick!
       
      NiteWalker, Nov 17, 2019
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    6. Rixer
      I gotta be honest. Pickle pops doesn't sound like anything I would ever try. In fact, I don't even want to look at that picture again. OMG..... I'd rather drink vinegar straight from the jug. :yuck:
       
      Rixer, Nov 18, 2019
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    #26345
  6. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Capture christmas elf kills bsby reindeer.JPG
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    1. Valspar
      This is actually a little known fact.
       
      Valspar, Nov 17, 2019
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      deegenerate and Anniemated like this.
    #26346
  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I wonder how crowded Home Depot is, should I even go?
     
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    #26347
  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    A cool app that should exist is a people meter. It would show how many people are in a location such as a Hone Depot.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Shark Tank stuff...all yours!
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    2. WickEdDarkness
      I'd buy that. I hate crowds.
       
      WickEdDarkness, Nov 22, 2019
      #link
    #26348
  9. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    The proof really of how comfortable you feel with your partner. is whether you can fart in front of them or not.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    1. fantasyAddict669
      Just remember to aim away from them.
       
      fantasyAddict669, Nov 17, 2019
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    #26349
  10. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    Food....
     
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  11. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Why would anyone buy porn these days?
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    1. fantasyAddict669
      Check out Japanese hentai comics. Some are worth the price.
       
      fantasyAddict669, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    2. submissively speaking
      Because people like to support content providers.
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 17, 2019
      #link
    #26351
  12. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    What’s funny is that even after more than a decade with my ex I would never do that. To me it’s not about being comfortable it’s about being respectful.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      Dont pass gas around anybody, hell, cant even pee if people are in ear shot
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 18, 2019
      #link
    #26352
  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Lol it's a normal bodily function, even the Queen farts ...... and Prince Phillip .....
     
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    2. deleted user 555 768
      There old anyway
       
      deleted user 555 768, Nov 18, 2019
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    #26353
  14. fantasyAddict669

    fantasyAddict669 Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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    #26354
  15. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Yes but it’s under one’s control and it smells really bad so why would one want to impose that on your partner who you love?
     
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    1. Anniemated
      Gives her the freedom to do it too, trapped wind can be very.very painful.
       
      Anniemated, Nov 18, 2019
      #link
    2. cirdellin
      That’s what the bathroom and other rooms and outside are for.

      I understand the temptation to say nothing is in our control but I try to fight it.
       
      cirdellin, Nov 18, 2019
      #link
    3. Rixer
      I make her pull my finger.
       
      Rixer, Nov 18, 2019
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      Anniemated likes this.
    4. Anniemated
      Like they can't hear you in the bathroom?! Such a pity when you can't even trust the person who means the most to you. Whatever will happen if you're ever bedridden and need their help with the most basic functions?
       
      Anniemated, Nov 18, 2019
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    #26355
  16. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Cats are so awesome! I must have been one in a previous life
     
    #26356
  17. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Hopefully they would take each other out!
     
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  18. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I hat the new world , Gilligans island was interrupted five times tonight . with Floodwate and high tide announcements .
    If you lucky enough to live on the ocean look out your window once in awhile so we don't have to baby sit you . You fuckers .
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    1. deegenerate
      OMG! They interrupted Gilligan's island? :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      deegenerate, Nov 18, 2019
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    2. Truthful 1
      Yess dee 1st they interrupted my music and then Gilligans Island . Telling people not to drive through the water . if you're dumb enough to drive through saltwater . Shouldn't be driver lol
       
      Truthful 1, Nov 18, 2019
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    #26358
  19. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    74698825_10211959017329089_6237001204870676480_n.jpg
     
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    #26359
  20. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I have ten earring piercings and have wore a total of one earring all day. I doubt anyone would guess which.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Useful Useful x 1
    1. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      The left one...
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Nov 18, 2019
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Correct but position challenge.
      1.
      2.
      3.
      4.
      5.

      ?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 18, 2019
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    3. SoulOfASuperSaiyan
      Lucky No 3?
       
      SoulOfASuperSaiyan, Nov 18, 2019
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Haha. Yep.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 18, 2019
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    5. Rixer
      Does it have to be on the ear?
       
      Rixer, Nov 18, 2019
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    #26360
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