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  1. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    And I don't mean no Tiger Woods press release stuff...

    I had surgery to fix this mess I call a shoulder but the arterial cartilige and the supraspinatus are all sorts of messed up, and all I can say is thank goodness the keyboard keys are so close together...

    *wince*
    Oooohhh, that's tender...
    Anyone else with an uncommon but chronic ailment.??.
    I have like 2 more, lol.
    Hooray my fucked up medical generation.
     
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  2. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I'm sorry you're in pain. When did you have surgery?
     
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  3. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    My left wrist is pretty fucked up after I drove off a cliff in an ATV. Surgery helped, but I still can't move it as much as I want to. Sucks too, because I write left handed!

    Most other things I use my right hand though.

    It aches when it gets too cold, but on the other hand I can tell when a storm is coming!
     
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  4. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Let's see, I had surgery in '05, around March.
    Reconstructive shoulder surgery.
    They drilled a few holes, put in a few bone anchors, tied up a few fiber wires...

    But damn it still hurts.

    Oh hey Silver, not to joke or anything, but yeah, how was the experience of driving off a cliff.??.

    I broke both wrists one day while running down stairs, so I know how those Homer Simpson "D'OH.!!." moments go.
    =P
     
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  5. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Im sorry :(
    Anything I can do? ;)
     
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  6. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Haha, can you mend torn ligaments and tendons.??.
    'Cuz if so that'd be SWEET.!!.
    =P

    lol
     
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  7. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Shit, I'm sorry, I just ran out of that kind of jesus juice! I just have the regular! :laughing:
     
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  8. HisLittleOne

    HisLittleOne Porn Star

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    :[ I'm sorry to hear that mistah Caesar.

    Lucky for you I brought the jesus juice, so we're good.
     
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  9. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Ugh, that shit is so expensive, I had to suck six dicks for it.:mad:
     
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  10. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    I'd imagine it was quite a 'down to earth' moment, personally.

    /coat.
     
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  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    And you're complaining about sucking six dicks?? lucky you!! :p
     
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  12. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Your jaw gets tired after awhile! :excited:
     
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  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Yours maybe! :rolleyes:
     
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  14. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I swear, time stopped for a split second, long enough for me to realize that the hill I was driving up was not in fact a hill, long enough for me to decide that I should have gone up the hill slowly, long enough for me to realize I should have used the breaks, long enough to realize it was going to hurt and that I was very likely to die.

    That's alot of thinking to do right when you start to plummet 8 or 10 feet to the sunbaked earth.

    The doctors said that me accelerating right when I started to fall is probably what saved my life, as the ATV landed across me, so my body wasn't actually crushed, merely being pinned down by the seat. If I had simply flipped, the tool rigging on the back would have crushed my skull. And then nobody here would have ever heard about me! What a crime that would have been!

    I got so close to the earth that day I got a little bit inside of her. But she didn't like any of that so she decided to skull fuck me and. No major injuries, just the broken displaced wrist (My arm had a ? bend right where my wrist should have been!). Just some minor cuts and scratches.

    Mother Nature likes to fuck people hard, she doesn't take kindly to being fucked.....

    I can still smell the dirt that got mashed into my face... I swear I can....
     
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  15. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Haha, amen to that.!!.
    =P
     
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