1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    DYJHI When people talk absolute bullshit to you
     
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  2. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    You forget how old you are. :D
     
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    #22
  3. Masterlikes

    Masterlikes Adorable's Papi

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    DYJHI when you stb your toe on thee coffee table in the middle of the night going to the kitchen in the dark?
     
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  4. Norton X

    Norton X Oddball

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    1. angelforyou
      I will tell you when I find somebody to fall in love with lol
       
      angelforyou, Dec 30, 2015
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  5. Masterlikes

    Masterlikes Adorable's Papi

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    You gotta pee so bad but don't want to get up out bed.
     
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  6. jdm320

    jdm320 Nice Guy

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    DYJHI when you achieve something you worked hard for and no one seems to care
     
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  7. Masterlikes

    Masterlikes Adorable's Papi

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    DYJHI when you're hungry, but you don't want to make anything to eat:(
     
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  8. justanotherslut

    justanotherslut Everyone's Favorite Slut

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    DYJHI when you order a drink and it has floaters...
     
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    1. mlc101n
      :eek:
       
      mlc101n, Dec 31, 2015
    2. justanotherslut
      It happens to me all the time to the point I started to bring my own:)
       
      justanotherslut, Dec 31, 2015
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  9. mlc101n

    mlc101n Casanova Voyeur

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    Dyjhi when you run out of vicadin
     
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    1. justanotherslut
      Especially if you can't get another prescription!
       
      justanotherslut, Dec 31, 2015
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  10. jdm320

    jdm320 Nice Guy

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    DYJHI when your plans fall through?
     
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    1. angelforyou
      YES
       
      angelforyou, Dec 31, 2015
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  11. Masterlikes

    Masterlikes Adorable's Papi

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    DYJHI when it rains for a week straight?
     
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  12. fantasysflirt

    fantasysflirt Flirting with your fantasies

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    DYJHIW: you're in the middle of sexting and your phone rings.


    And it's work..wanting you to come in tomorrow night!
     
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    2. fantasysflirt
      Now that deserves a reward.

      A very good and obedient slut, always deserves a reward.
       
      fantasysflirt, Dec 31, 2015
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    3. Penny2u
      Well you know what tomorrow is
       
      Penny2u, Dec 31, 2015
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    4. fantasysflirt
      That I do...
      Reward day ;)
       
      fantasysflirt, Jan 1, 2016
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    5. Penny2u
      Mwahhhhhh
       
      Penny2u, Jan 1, 2016
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    #32
  13. mlc101n

    mlc101n Casanova Voyeur

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    1. fantasysflirt
      Lol
       
      fantasysflirt, Dec 31, 2015
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    2. mlc101n
      Ahh good to see you lady
       
      mlc101n, Dec 31, 2015
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  14. Mr.otaku

    Mr.otaku Porno Junky

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    (hate it when)... I cannot control my lust :-|
     
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  15. Penny2u

    Penny2u Bad Penny

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    It takes so long for a page to turn, 2 hours and 5 posts today. No matter what I do I just keep crashing.
     
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    2. Penny2u
      Pre steam powered and I live in the sticks
       
      Penny2u, Dec 31, 2015
    3. Masterlikes
      Lol, so do I. Satellite internet:(
       
      Masterlikes, Dec 31, 2015
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    4. Penny2u
      Too remote for satellites here. Even the map says Where?
       
      Penny2u, Dec 31, 2015
    5. Masterlikes
      You must live in Alaska..lol
       
      Masterlikes, Dec 31, 2015
    6. Penny2u
      I think Eskimos in igloos have faster internet than I do. Phone signal is poor too, all I get is sales calls methins they have booster packs fitted.
       
      Penny2u, Jan 1, 2016
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  16. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    You send a friend a pm and they reply twice. I'm trying to answer you first pm! :D
     
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  17. Northernfoxxx

    Northernfoxxx Naughty Vixxen

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    DYJHI when people say good bye and then take forever to leave? Had guests at a party say good bye and they were still there hours later ;)
     
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    1. Mr.otaku
      I guess the guests were too fond of you that they didn't wanted to leave even if they decided on it..
       
      Mr.otaku, Dec 31, 2015
    2. Northernfoxxx
      Rather like your status....the longest goodbye, farewell, aufwiedersehen, sayonara.....

      Irony...anther 5-letter word ;)
       
      Northernfoxxx, Dec 31, 2015
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    3. Mr.otaku
      I wanted to leave.. But couldn't.. Hope this is my last hour certainly no more..
       
      Mr.otaku, Dec 31, 2015
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  18. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    Dyjhi when you wake up with a house full of nude people, and you can't remember what happened.
     
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    1. Masterlikes
      Sound's like a good time:p
       
      Masterlikes, Dec 31, 2015
    2. Northernfoxxx
      Do tell...if you ever remember ;)
       
      Northernfoxxx, Dec 31, 2015
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  19. Masterlikes

    Masterlikes Adorable's Papi

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    DYJHI when your rooster tries to flog you? (little bastard)
     
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    1. AdorableForMaster
      LOL babe, the little guy just wants to be your friend.
       
      AdorableForMaster, Dec 31, 2015
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    2. Masterlikes
      Ha! You and that little fucker can be friends..I'm going to cook his ass if he keeps it up.
       
      Masterlikes, Jan 1, 2016
    #39
  20. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    ... after a few (a lot) of cocktails, you try to get yourself off and... whiskey dick (or clit). You can't finish the job. Ugh, sucks.
     
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    1. Northernfoxxx
      Maybe I can help? ;)
       
      Northernfoxxx, Jan 1, 2016
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    #40