I'm a pot head

 

I dunno, maybe you can call me a Boy Scout (I was one), but I've been pretty much honest my entire life. I never cheated on my ex-wife or any GF, never betrayed a friend, and never 'seriously' broke the law - although I did used to 'middleman' weed purchases in high school - I would take their money and return with a bag of weed with two joints already rolled in it - that was my fee.

I confess, however, that it was my own lack of 'situational awareness' that got my band fired from a gig in Hawaii - my idiot bass player wanted to tune his bass after the first set in a club 'The Blue Water Cafe' in Honolulu and asked to use my electronic tuner. I said sure, not even thinking about the fact that it regularly malfunctioned - you had to tap it or it would give you readings for a half step above the settings for 'A 440'.

He tuned up. it was wrong, and in the 2nd set he froze, and even though the keyboard player and I could have covered and kept the tune going, the lead singer also froze. We got through the song by trading solos, but the club owner called us over and the idiot bass player got into an argument with him, and we were fired on the spot.

When I do think about that, I do feel a little guilty for starting the snowball, but I'm not the one who rolled it down the hill.

 

During the gas shortage in the 70’s I asked my mom if it would be alright if I gave my friends mother her old fish tank siphon, because my friends mother got a new aquarium. I ended up having an endless supply of gasoline, and some of my friends did too for $2 a gallon.

 

I got ditched at a bar one night by a friend.
I ended up walking home, which wasn't too far, a few miles.
I may have been a little tipsy and decided to take a concrete fawn from a place I used to work for.
Threw it over my shoulder and kept walking.
A little while down the road it got heavy so I went to shift it to my other shoulder and I dropped it.
Long story...short?
I got stopped by a cop about 10 minutes after that while I was walking down the road.
He put me in the back of his car because my name didn't clear.
He ran over the concrete deer on the way back to the station and blew out both his right side tires.

 

I confess to nothing, your gunna have to prove it

 

I say a lot of shit I don't believe only cause it needs to be said

 

a mi también me encanta ver vídeos en éste sitio y masturbarme

 

yo con mi mujer somos tan degenerados que hasta compré un arnés y ella se lo pone y me coge y estimula mi próstata hasta hacerme eyacular, y a veces me pone en una posición con mis piernas sobre mis hombros y me masturba hasta hacerme eyacular directamente sobre mi boca y luego nos besamos intensamente para intercambiar mi semen de mi boca a su boca.

 

I confess that I'm in love with a woman who i will probably never meet but that's ok because she is a friend i can count on to share anything with